The King's English
“The Americans are identical to the British in all respects except, of course, the language.” – Oscar Wilde
Today was simply “smashing” as we shared with the fellowship at Portrack Baptist Church, experienced British Premiership football at its finest at Middlesbrough, and took the train ride to London (note to selves – never travel on an English School Holiday weekend)…
Not only has our sojourn been missional, it has been educational as well (Who knew the name Randy could be so, well, Randy!) Since it is so ridiculously late, in lieu of deep thoughts tonight, we choose to present a little of the King’s English we have learned in our time across the pond thus far…
Amy-Jo: Those randy lollipops always push to the front of the queue when I need to pop to the loo…simply brilliant!
Karen: Bum (rear end)…Biscuit (Cookies!)…Engaged (i.e. “I’m currently engaged in the bathroom!)…Let (rent)…Pants (underwear…that’s why I got some strange looks when I asked if I should wear my courdory pants to school..)…Way Out (exit – as get me the way out from between AJ & Brian’s constant bickering like a brother and sister)
Jay: (Learned at the football match as the teams were coming onto the pitch)
MIDDLESBROGH FANS: Go Old ‘Brough Go On! (What 39,996 lifelong fans lagered up on about 5 pints apiece sounded like: goasdhfdoldasdfiopbroughzxygosa@%$@#*!)
PORTSMOUTH FANS: Tra-la-la-Tra-laaaaa Come on Portsmouth! (What 96 lagered up fans sounded like who were surrounded by an entire division of Scotland Yard watching their every move (no hooligan-schenanigans going on here): Well, honestly, I could hear over Amy-Jo’s heaving sobs at the beauty of a stadium full of people for the first time in her life who love soccer as much as she does…)
Brian Coates-of-Arms: [No Comment] Brian is still recovering from an international incident he instigated when he flashed what he previously believed to be the international sign for peace to a young lady he was “witnessing” to on the train and found out his gesture to be something quite other than what he originally believed…
So there you have it…lots of culture advancement and only one minor setback for US-British relations…Good night and cheers!
Today was simply “smashing” as we shared with the fellowship at Portrack Baptist Church, experienced British Premiership football at its finest at Middlesbrough, and took the train ride to London (note to selves – never travel on an English School Holiday weekend)…
Not only has our sojourn been missional, it has been educational as well (Who knew the name Randy could be so, well, Randy!) Since it is so ridiculously late, in lieu of deep thoughts tonight, we choose to present a little of the King’s English we have learned in our time across the pond thus far…
Amy-Jo: Those randy lollipops always push to the front of the queue when I need to pop to the loo…simply brilliant!
Karen: Bum (rear end)…Biscuit (Cookies!)…Engaged (i.e. “I’m currently engaged in the bathroom!)…Let (rent)…Pants (underwear…that’s why I got some strange looks when I asked if I should wear my courdory pants to school..)…Way Out (exit – as get me the way out from between AJ & Brian’s constant bickering like a brother and sister)
Jay: (Learned at the football match as the teams were coming onto the pitch)
MIDDLESBROGH FANS: Go Old ‘Brough Go On! (What 39,996 lifelong fans lagered up on about 5 pints apiece sounded like: goasdhfdoldasdfiopbroughzxygosa@%$@#*!)
PORTSMOUTH FANS: Tra-la-la-Tra-laaaaa Come on Portsmouth! (What 96 lagered up fans sounded like who were surrounded by an entire division of Scotland Yard watching their every move (no hooligan-schenanigans going on here): Well, honestly, I could hear over Amy-Jo’s heaving sobs at the beauty of a stadium full of people for the first time in her life who love soccer as much as she does…)
Brian Coates-of-Arms: [No Comment] Brian is still recovering from an international incident he instigated when he flashed what he previously believed to be the international sign for peace to a young lady he was “witnessing” to on the train and found out his gesture to be something quite other than what he originally believed…
So there you have it…lots of culture advancement and only one minor setback for US-British relations…Good night and cheers!









